Sunday, 8 August 2010

PAINTED LADIES GET BENT



BINGO: WE HAVE SUN: SO WENT FOR A SWIM DOWN FROm THE HOTEL: DIVING BOARD HAD SPIDERS UNDER IT THAT WER OFF RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: AS BIG AS YER ED: BACKFLIPS:FRONTFLIPS:TOPERDO DIVES AND THE DADDY::::THE GOOD OLD BOMB:
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THE HILL WE CAME UP TO GET TO THE POOL WAS CRYING OUT TO BE BOMBED: GOT ME BOARD OUT THE BACK AND AWAY I WENT: HAD TO FOOT DRAG RIGHT FRON THE START: THEN THROT FUCK IT: LETS GO: :::SPEED WOBBLES AND ITS ROAD RASH CENTRAL: ET SHIT BIGTIME: FUCK ME : LOOKED DOWN AND RIGHT FOOT WAS AT NEARLY QUATER PAST: TIME FOR THE HOSPITAL: AD THE DRIVER WAS FOLLOWING US ; SAID I CAME OFF AT 33 MPH: NO FUCKING WAY I COULD OF RAN OUT OF THAT: ANYWAY CLOCK THESE PICS:

12:30 - POP GOES THE SOCKET
 FUNNY THING IS THAT WHEN THE NURSE PULLED ME SOCK OFF SHE CLOCKED ME TOES AND LOOKED UP: "VERY NICE" -  SHE SAYS AND PROCEEDS TO SHOW ALL HER MATES THEM: 4 NURSES AND 4 DOCTORS
2PM -DOC  STICKS ME UNDER SO THEY CANT POP FOOT BACK IN- NIGHTY BASTARD NIGHT
THE DOC
3:15PM - JOB DONE - BACK THE WARD TO SLEEP ANEASTHETIC OFF
5PM  -  DISCHARGED - GOT A FREE WALKING STICK 
10PM - BIG BLUE GAFFERED CAST LOOKS LIKE A WELLY - STILL GOT OZZY WRISTBAND ON
FUCK ME ; A TWAT OF A DAY ; CABBAGED FOR REST OF TOUR: ON CRUTCHES - CANT LIFT ANYTHING: GOT TO STAND STILL LIKE A NAIL WHEN WE PLAY: LEAST WE ARE PLAYING; OTHER TURDS WOULD ROLL OVER ,PACK UP AND GO HOME : BALLS TO THAT: SSS IS STILL ROLLING DEEP

THE GIG WAS MEGA: PLAYING WISE- THE BEST ONE TECHNICALLY: GOT MEGA FOOD - VENUE WAS SMALL AND A DOSS. PROPPED UP WITH A MIC STAND - FIRST TIME USED ONE.  SITE SEEING VIENNA TOMOZ WITH OUR MATE THOMAS. 2nd HAND CRUTCH SHOP HERE WE COME

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